Some people doubt that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama could peacefully cohabit the Presidency and Vice-Presidency, but a little thought suffices to chase away those shadows!
Begin with the delightful picture of Wild Bill canoodling interns and peeking at top secret memos in the Oval Office. Who else could balance Barry's android persona with all the messy fleshiness of human nature at its most human?
Meanwhile Hillary and Michelle could amuse an exhausted nation with an unending series of sexy cat-fights! It wouldn't take much staging to transform the White House into an entertainment venue on a par with the WWF or Friday Night at Porky's! Mud-wrestling in the Rose Garden! What a great distraction from our worthless currency, collapsing infrastructure, quagmires in Iraq and Afghanistan, etc, etc...
Chelsea could babysit the Obama girls while Bill and Barry chugalug Bud Lites and Michelle pulls Hillary's hair completely off her head!
"Die, you bald-headed bitch!"
"Eat a cheeseburger, you bloodless android!"
Get ready for a gorilla hootenanny in the White House! It's waaaaay better than C-Span!
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