As wonderful as it is to see Al Gore beaming with contentment, after taking in $100 million and a Nobel Prize for a celebrity endorsement of environmentalism, I have also noticed that this little revolving theatre of ours is quickly filling up with smoke. Will eating greener popcorn really save us?
The pesky little voice of reason says it's time to draft everybody into one big fire brigade, but "trading caps" has a lot more corporate appeal, and if we add a few decoder rings and beanies to our happyface environmentalism, Al Gore could be bigger than Jesus!
What we really want is a comfortable way to save the planet, along with a comfortable everything else, and isn't it lucky that all of us statistically obese bourgeois slobs have found an appropriately big fat hero to worship, even if he isn't exactly a savior?
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Ban this idiot from the
Ban this idiot from the blogosphere!
Al Gore is the greatest man in the world!
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What gives you the right to
What gives you the right to assume that anyone who reads your stupid diary already knows what any idiot could have figured out 40 years ago? Al Gore assumed we had all just fallen off a turnip truck!
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You're implying that Gore's
You're implying that Gore's proposals to combat global warming are pitifully weak. Where's the link? And...
No, I don't remember the last half of An Inconvenient Truth!
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